Paladin Phuckhammer

Paladin Phuckhammer is a powerful holy warrior from the DKverse. Little is known about him besides his enduring sense of moral good and justice, his surprising ability to hone in on the overwhelming evil of Rob Schneider and is undying friendship with Rhaza Tal Narcos.

Background
Little is known about Phuckhammer besides that he probably belongs to some religous group by which he became a paladin. He has spent many years adventuring, giving him years of experience and hightened combat skills.

At some point he met a nameless bard whom he started dragging along for adventures. He would also come upon the hibernating body of the Elder Lich, Rhaza Tal Narcos, whom he also started carrying around. After Rhaza woke up, she continued to follow the paladin despite their counter moral alignments

They would attempt to raid the Tomb of Horrors, but failed to get past a trapped fake door, resulting in Rhaza getting trapped in a wall for two hours. They left sometime after freeing her. Since then Paladin Phuckhammer lives with a once again dormant Rhaza in his seashack where they live happily.

Personality
Paladin Phuckhammer is a gung ho adventurer to his core. He has a strong sense of justice and an overwhelming desire to destroy evil. Curiously he is unable to sense the aura of evil of his companion, Rhaza, nor does he seem to be aware of her nature as a lich. Seeing her as just a really silly mage.

Paladin Phuckhammer has a tendancy to drag people along on adventures and forcing them to be friends with him.

Powers and Abilities

 * Incredible Strength
 * Superhuman durability
 * Swordsmanship
 * Detecting and Smiting Evil: As a Paladin, Phuckhammer can sense evil at will. Curiously, this allows him to sense the exact location of Rob Schneider at will, but not Rhaza. He can also call upon divine fury to destroy those evils.

Trivia

 * It is unknown why he doenst realize Rhaza is an evil lich. Even after multiple people have told him. He just assumes they are kidding.
 * It is unknown if he is aware of Rhaza's actual gender. But despite years of living together, Rhaza has never corrected him on his pronoun use.