DK Timeline

Null- 0.000...0001 Seconds TCT
(TCT: True Cosmic Time. Used for Non-localized Multiverse events)
 * The JT Singularity Collapses. Reality begins. Time Begins. Infinity and Zero Diverge. The Multiverse Officially Begins
 * The JT Singularity decays into Ancient Jontron, becoming the First Multiversal God, taking on the Domains of Benevolence, Creation and Time

0.000...0001s TCT - ~69 Trillion Years TCT

 * The Frothing Chaos of the Primordial Multiverse turns into a bubbling pool of cosmic energy, rendering reality into an infinite number of "bubble" universes that boil in the Cosmic abyss
 * Countless universes come into existence including all known universes known to the Hivemind (Including but not limited to: The Transformers Universe, the Bleach Universe, the Pokemon Universe, the Elder Scrolls Universe, the SU Universe, The Elemental Plain of Christmas, and The Bloatfly Universe)

First Session- Bloatfly Universe
Note: Little is known of this universe as it no longer exists, having undergone a total Scratch, resulting in it becoming the DK Universe as it is known today, alongside its twin Universe the KatawaDoki Universe. Information on this universe was painstakingly discovered from the writings of ancient multiversal travelers and from brief discussions with WWE Wrestlers who lived in this Universe.

Beginning

 * The Early Bloatfly Gods come into existence: Yahweh (unknown domain), Based Tendo (God of Justice and Law), and Tentacle Grape (God of Chaos and Evil)
 * Based Tendo and Tentacle Grape battle over supremacy of the Universe, both amassing powerful cults. Yahweh chooses to remain uninvolved.

WWE

 * Vince McMahon develops Kendomancy while observing the two gods fighting.
 * Vince, using his mastery of the art of Kendomancy, creates the WWE
 * All canonical events of the WWE happens here
 * Vince perfects the Art of Kendomancy and learns the final techniques of the art: The Way of Destruction. In addition he steals the combined powers of his wrestlers and gains the strength to rival the gods.
 * Vince challenges Yahweh to a wrestling match in an attempt to prove how powerful he had become. Yahweh accepts and loses to Mcmahon
 * Vince destroys Yahweh and steals his divine spark. Vince ascends and becomes the God of Destruction. He leaves the Bloatfly universe, becoming a Multiversal god and bringing his wrestlers to his own realm: Other World

Collapse

 * With Yahweh and Vince gone, the Universe is left in the hands of Based Tendo and Tentacle Grape
 * The two continue their battle, but over time Tentacle Grape slowly begins to corrupt Based Tendo
 * Based Tendo succeeds in scattering Tentacle Grape apart, finally winning their ancient rivalry.
 * Tentacle Grape escapes from the Bloatfly universe into the KatawaDoki Universe, fusing with that Universe's god of Love, Monika. The two merge into a single Multiversal God and go dormant. Tentacle Grape's evil is expelled into the multiverse, laying the seeds for the Dark Lords
 * Left as the only God left, Based Tendo becomes the sole ruler of the Bloatfly Universe. But the corruption of Tentacle Grape leaves its mark
 * Based Tendo becomes a despotic God-King, feared and reviled.
 * The people of the Bloatfly universe create their own god to fight and weaken Based Tendo, Severe.
 * As worship switches from Based Tendo to Based Severe, the two clash
 * Seeing the universe as a risk for more Multiversal gods, Ancient Jontron implements the Scratch for the first time in the history of the Multiverse, permanently destabilizing time in the universe and resetting it to its base conditions with new parameters.
 * The scratch causes a warp in reality that results in the first known Aspect of Chaos: the being that will one day be named Indian Trevor
 * The Bloatfly Universe ceases to exist, becoming:

Second Session- DeKadian Universe
Note: Time is unstable in the DeKadian Universe which may result in conflicting accounts. This problem is worsened by the Valley of the End.

Early Formation: ~13.8 Billion BCE- ~5 Million BCE

 * The aftermath of the scratch, identified as a "Big Bang" disperses energy across the void of the DK Universe as it rapidly expands
 * Matter and Stars form
 * The Sun forms
 * The DeKadian Earth forms from the Material orbiting the Sun
 * Earth's moon forms after an immense impact between an unidentified object and Earth. While scientists made the probably assumption that a rogue planetoid had struck the primordial Earth, it was later found to be an unidentified object from outside the Bloatfly Universe. The object is subsequently trapped within the forming Moon
 * Early life begins on the Earth
 * Ancient Jontron prevents the birth of new gods in an attempt to keep the fledgling universe stable
 * Several mass extinctions and massive changes in global climate prepare the Earth for the coming of Humanity.
 * Opening a portal from the Transformers Universe, Megatron (BW) and Megatron (BW Alternate) arrive on DeKadian Earth, fleeing from justice in their universe. The two conspire to create the ultimate Cybertronian Lifeform using their combined Bio-mechanisms.
 * The two Megatrons create a protoform but decide that the project was a failure, abandoning it and fleeing into another universe. This protoform goes dormant for several million years.

The Rise of Civilization: ~10,000 BCE- 0 CE

 * Modern Humans begin farming and some wise humans discover the existance of Magic
 * Awakened by foolish mages, a seed of pure Evil manifests from the laziness of the mages. The leader of the mages becomes a vessel for the First Dark Lord, who will one day be know as The D.M.V.
 * A powerful female mage finds her own seed of pure Evil, allowing her to ascend as the Dark Lord of Lust. While referred to incorrectly as the Whore of Babylon, she is best known as Becky P. Sucrose in modern times.
 * A peasant woman discovers a strange metal box buried beneath her home. Upon touching it, the protoform created by the Megatrons activates, scanning her likeness. For unknown reasons, the Soul of Based Tendo reincarnates into this powerful but mortal body. The resulting human-like machine would be named Gilgamesh by his adopted mother. Due to his strange origins and incredible power, he becomes a King
 * On the opposite side of the river valley, a tribe of magic users attempt to tap into the elder cosmic forces. Using a slave woman as sacrifice, they contact an elder horror that impregnates the woman. Upon giving birth, she was killed and resulting spawn was named Enkidu for his beast-like properties.
 * Gilgamesh and Enkidu battle one another for supremacy. Their conflict lasts for 40 Days and 40 nights, carving the Earth, flooding the river valley and scarring the Earth. They ended their battle as a draw and declared each other brothers until death. The sight of their battle would later be known as The Valley of the End. The two went their separate ways, promising to meet once again at the Valley.
 * The first appearance of the Bird Emperor occurs during a solar eclipse. Still little is known of his origins (Note: This is the appearance of the Original Thomas, not the post-Valley Alter-Thomas)
 * Gilgamesh and Enkidu meet the Bird Emperor at the Valley of the End. They battled and The Bird emperor stabbed Gilgamesh with a strange arrow before fleeing. Enkidu believes Gilgamesh to have died and leaves him in a tomb before disappearing into the wilderness. Gilgamesh was in fact in a deep coma
 * Enkidu attempts to find the Bird Emperor who has gone into hiding. While searching, Enkidu becomes the thrall of a Lamia and he gradually forgets who he is.
 * The Bird Emperor continues his research of magic and powers that exist in the world in secret.

1000 CE-1800 CE

 * The Bird Emperor, now calling himself Thomas, conquers all of continental Europe, forming a massive empire, true to his name. It is unknown why he does not age or die, but it is assumed it is because of dark magics.
 * The being once known as Gilgamesh awakens from his deep sleep in the Byzantine Empire. He wanders for several centuries with no memories. Upon reaching what is now the British Isles he met a young sorceress by the name Carys who became his first love. She taught him the ways of the old magic that she used in the killing of evil monsters. Though the wanderer had no name, she called him Treyfor (He would later rename himself Trevor as time marched on)
 * Trevor and Carys had a long relationship and worked well as monster hunters, due to Trevor's powerful body and Carys' magic. Ulimately however, Carys was killed by an Elf, a jealous suiter, the night before their wedding
 * Furious, Trevor slew the Elf and in an act of hatred and malice, exterminated the Elves from the British Isles.
 * ~1300 CE-1500 CE: Trevor continues to wander the world, attempting to do good in the world. He becomes emotionally attached to 4 other women along the way. Each of them dying tragically.
 * Sybella: A Greek Woman of the Bird Empire. An Alchemist who died in a fire during an experiment
 * Irina: A Russian peasant woman who did not survive the Russian winter.
 * Daiyu: A Chinese noblewoman who died of sudden illness
 * Emma: A german necromancer living in the Bird Empire who was executed for practicing forbidden magic
 * Trevor goes to the new world to avoid the ever-watchful eyes of the Bird Empire as well as to escape from his many griefs.
 * ~1600 CE: Enkidu returns to world at large after one of his many Lamia Daughters informs him that Gilgamesh's tomb is empty. He follows the trail left by his brother across the Bird Empire until the trail runs cold in Ireland. Heartbroken at the loss of his ancient brother, he decides to begin a new life, taking on the name Sean. He returns to his secret snake palace.
 * 1776: The 13 colonies of America declare independence from England.
 * 1800 CE: Trevor finally settles on a small piece of property in New York, tired of his wanderings. He begins learning the secrets of Kendomancy from his arcane collection of books

Approaching the New Millennium: 1800 CE-2000CE

 * 1861-1865: The Civil War Breaks out the US over Slavery, in a crushing defeat for the Confederate States of America. Trevor briefly fights for the Confederacy after a Union soldier accidentally kills his most recent lover, Abigail, a Virginia native. However, seeing the Bird Emperor's support of the Confederacy, as well as his distaste for Slavery, Trevor finishes the War fighting for the Union.
 * 1888: Thomas Absorbs Russia into the Bird Empire, making the Empire one of the most powerful nations in the world.
 * 1891: Trevor begins experimenting on his robotic biology in an attempt to sire offspring that have the potential to make the world a more peaceful place. He nearly quits after the death of Nancy, his lab assistant and fiancé' after she was crushed underneath a steel pipe. Trevor perseveres to create a prototype in her likeness
 * 1899: Trevor completes his first prototype, nicknamed Gay Aizen. Wanting to perfect his living metal-pepsium alloy, he intended to scrap his creation, unaware that Gay Aizen had already developed a living spark/soul. Gay Aizen fled, forcing Trevor to start from scratch.
 * 1910: Trevor Completes his first fully functioning and complete son, Josh. While running a diagnostic check, Josh leaves the laboratory without warning. Trevor falls into a deep depression.
 * 1911: Josh meets a man named John Cena and the two fall quickly in love.
 * 1911: Trevor on his last attempt and with the last of his materials, creates his last son, Anthony. Anthony remains with his father for several months until swayed by the Bird emperor. Anthony defects and leaves his father to Marry Thomas. Trevor shuts down his laboratory.
 * 1912: Marissa is born to Josh. John Cena returns to Other World, revealing he was sent by Vince McMahon to find out how much Kendomancy the mortals knew. Josh abandons Marissa on Trevor's doorstep to try to find Cena once more.
 * 1915: The United States declares War on The Bird Empire for Thomas' annexation of China. While tensions had been building between the nations for some time, The United States feared that the immortal emperor would try to conquer the entire planet.
 * 1928: The War ends in a treaty as The United Kingdom becomes involved as a mediator between the two other superpowers. As part of the Treaty, Anthony is established as the President of the new Neutral territory, the Virgin Islands, the first government based on purely feminist principles
 * 1929: Henry Ford is awakened by D.M.V. as the Dark Lord of Greed
 * 1930: Marissa turns 18. She meets her only parent: Josh, unknowingly and the two elope. Angered and betrayed for the last time, Trevor snaps, taking his Necromancy Tome and preparing the ritual to become a Lich
 * 1931: Quill is born. He is 4 years old from the moment of his birth.
 * 1932: Josh alongside 7 Man founds the Hero's Guild
 * 1932: Trevor becomes a true Lich. He creates an undead army in Brazil and quickly begins to spread his undead army out in all directions. The Lich Guild attempts to stop him, believing that Liches should exist in secret. The Guild is crushed and sublimated into Trevor's growing Lich Kingdom. The Bird Empire and the United States both declare war on the New Lich Kingdom. The United Kingdom remains neutral
 * 1933-1945: The Lich Kingdom spreads throughout Central and South America as well as Africa and Australia. Trevor creates the Hate Obelisk using the most forbidden Necromancy spells. He places his Phylactery in Antarctica where his enemies would have the most difficulty reaching him. This site becomes the new Capital of the Lich Kingdom. The United States nearly falls to the Lich Kingdom before Josh and the Hero guild stepped in and reconsolidated the nation into the Nation of Free States, accepting any liberated nation into its borders. Meanwhile the Bird Empire calls a ceasefire, viewing the war as too costly to continue pointlessly, instead opting to seize complete control of Europe and Asia and defending its borders. Thomas grows weary of his two robot rivals.
 * 1934: Cole is born* This event happens here but only retroactively exists in the timeline due to the Valley of the End
 * 1945: Becky P. Sucrose takes Trevor under her wing, helping him find the next seed of Evil. Trevor awakens as the Dark Lord of Wrath and in doing so purges all the good left in his soul. This purged good becomes Merry
 * Merry is rescued from Anthony and is taken to the Virgin Islands
 * 1957: The Burger King is created by a Seed of Evil combining with a Burger mascot. This being leaves its home universe to terrorize others. The Dark Lord of Gluttony is later sealed away inside a pocket dimension called "Sneak King"
 * 1960: Flannery awakens as the Dark Lord of Envy. She attempts to usurp Trevor but is easily overpowered. She flees into the Pokemon Universe.
 * 1962: Trevor entices Marissa to join him. Marissa because the Daedric Princess of Blood, ruling over all the Vampires in Trevor's undead army
 * 1965: Josh and Trevor do direct battle. Josh is slain in the fight. While Dead, Josh receives Kendomancy training from the Wrestlers of Other World before coming back to life stronger in the ways of Kendomancy
 * 1978: Trevor, with the help of Sucrose, banishes Josh to the Gayhalla in an attempt to be rid of him. Unfortunately, Josh teams up with a racist old man and the two corrupt the Gay Force, Sucrose's main power source. Sucrose banishes both from her realm before fleeing into The SU Universe. Josh maintains a portion of the Gay Force stolen from Sucrose.
 * 1980: Anthony officially establishes the Feminist Sternritter, with Merry as his second in command
 * 1981-1999: The second Great War: Josh, Thomas and Trevor, each with control of nearly a third of the planet, battle for dominance once more. This war nearly reshapes the planet and turns most of the world into a hellscape. Anthony joins at the midpoint of the War along with his Sternritter. While still enemies, Josh and Thomas form an uneasy alliance against Trevor, seeing him as a threat to all life on Earth.
 * 1997: In an attempt to awaken a new Hate-Catalyst in the Katawa-Doki Universe, Trevor targets Hanako Ikezawa but unknown to him, Thomas had snuck in behind Trevor through his dimensional gate. Thomas sabotages Trevor's ritual and sets fire to the Ikezawa household. Miraculously, Hanako survives. Unmiraculously, Hanako is permanently traumatized and scared both physically and mentally by the death of her family. She awakens her Mangekyo Sharingan which causes the two evil entities to briefly call a truce and work together to groom Hanako for power.

The Valley of The End
December 31st 1999 at 11:59 PM, Trevor, Thomas, Josh, Anthony and Sean met each other at the Valley of the End. Trevor, Josh and Thomas planned to meet there for one final battle. Anthony was to assist Thomas and Trap Trevor and finish him off. Sean, who lived near the area came to defend his home from the invaders. Little is known about what happened when those 5 entered the Valley. But whatever happened permanently warped the fabric of space and time, leaving an irreversible wound in reality. This event came to be known as the Valley of the End incident. As a result of this event:
 * Trevor, Josh and Thomas became permanently mentally linked as the Hivemind. Anthony also had brief access to the Hivemind but has since lost the connection.
 * Sean was replaced by Shadow Sean, with the original being digitized and lost.
 * A duplicate of Marissa, Shadow Marissa appeared. Little is known of her current whereabouts
 * Cole's birth retroactively happened, being the result of an event that did not happen, where Trevor's genetic material combined with living garbage to spawn Cole
 * A duplicate of Cole, Shadow Cole appeared.
 * The Second Aspect of True Chaos was born, Dom
 * Thomas was replaced by a new entity also known as Thomas. None exist who remember the original Thomas, They only remember that he is not the same individual as the Bird Emperor.
 * The Valley of The End became a pocket dimension, separate from all of reality. Occasionally Thomas will meet there with other individuals, including Josh, Trevor and Anthony.
 * A psychic pulse flowed into the future, causing Trevor and Merry to fuse into a new entity temporarily.

2000

 * Trevor, Josh and Thomas form an uneasy alliance as they are unable to permanently destroy one another so long as the Hivemind exists


 * Yamaku Academy is founded by Trevor and Thomas in the Katawa-Doki Universe to continue developing Hanako and gifted children like her.
 * Anthony officially joins the Hivemind but is not linked psychically to the others

2001

 * The Mind Hive is formed by Rob Schneider, Todd Howard and Tommy Wiseau. They were issued a cease and desist by the Hivemind
 * Anthony Defects from the Hivemind and uses resources stolen from the Hivemind members to strengthen the Virgin Islands. In the name of Women, Anthony declares War on the entire planet and the Hivemind.
 * Trevor and Thomas take over the Anor Londo Board of Tourism.

2002

 * Merry and Trevor are fused into Mrevy by a psychic pulse from the Valley of the End. Out of shock, the two are flung into the Pokemon Universe. Mrevy attempts to find answers but is killed by Zorah Magdaros at the behest of Flannery.
 * Trevor is sent to otherworld because he was separated from his phylactery. He is sentenced to an eternity in Hell.

2005

 * The canonical events of The Transformers: The Movie happen during this year. This has no other bearing on the LORE

2007

 * Donut is Born

2016

 * Trevor interferes with the Politics of the Alliance of Free Nations, causing Donald J. Trump to be elected president