Cole

Cole is the adopted son of the Parb Family and is the effective punching bag of the entire De-Kadian universe. He adores all things terrible and is the only known Wizard in the multiverse to gain powers from the Postal Service.

Background
Cole was born to unknown parentage around the same time that Quill was born to Marissa. Since he lacks half of the normal human genome, it is assumed that he was born when Trevor ejaculated into a dumpster.

Cole was adopted by Marissa and accepted into the family. Despite tensions with the family, he shares a love for transformers with his adopted Grandfather who supported his continued existence in the family.

History
After being brought into Marissa's (Trevor's) home, he spent his time preparing himself for his life as a postal carrier. Trained in the ancient arts of mail delivery he honed his skills to perfection. He also established a great compendium of knowledge for Bakugan, Digimon: Frontier and Rankin & Bass stop-motion Christmas films.

At some point, following the Valley of the End incident, an exact duplicate of Cole was created, now known as Shadow Cole. Little consequence came of this.

Cole was brought to the Elemental Plane of Christmas by the Hivemind during the Second Battle of the Plane. He served as a guide to assist them in reaching Anthony before he could make Christmas eternal.

Following the battle, the Hivemind tricked him into taking on the Role of Santa and ever since he has lorded over the realm. Shadow Cole has now effectively replaced Cole in the De-Kadian Universe.

Powers and Abilities

 * Trash-based biology: Cole has all the powers and abilities of a trash man
 * Virgin Wizardry: using his virgin powers, Cole is capable of inflicting small-peepee disease on unsuspecting foes
 * Ancient Gear Golem: Cole possesses the ability to summon an Ancient Gear Golem and control it at will

Santa Cole
As Santa Claus, Cole wields incredible Holdiay-based Magics.
 * Magic Elf Stealth: to evade children's detection
 * Bodily distortion: To fit down chimneys
 * Super-human strength: To lift presents
 * Flight
 * Superhuman Toy-making skills
 * Ice and Snow Magic
 * Ability to speak to animals

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